110 Frightfully Funny Halloween Jokes & Riddles For Kids

Looking for some hilarious Halloween jokes for kids? Look no further! This huge list of Halloween jokes includes Halloween knock knock jokes and Halloween riddles for kids that are sure to get them giggling! Some are so frightfully silly that they give dad jokes a run for their money!

If someone asks for a trick instead of a treat, having a few of these funny jokes about Halloween are a perfect ‘friendly’ trick to give!

And if you’re looking for more holiday jokes for the rest of the year, make sure you check out these funny Christmas jokes and silly Easter jokes too!

The Best Halloween Jokes For Kids

Get ready for a few laughs because these corny Halloween jokes are pretty darn funny with a few cute ones thrown in for good measure. These spooky Halloween puns and jokes are perfect for kids! You can also get these jokes as Halloween lunch box notes!

1. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
   • Because he had no body to go with!
2. What do you call a witch’s garage?
   • A broom closet!
3. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
   • Because you can see right through them!
4. What’s a vampire’s favourite fruit?
   • A blood orange!
5. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
   • For the boos!
6. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
   • Frostbite!
7. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
   • They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
8. What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert?
   • I scream!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
   • Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
    • Wrap music!
11. What do you call a fat pumpkin?
    • A plumpkin!
12. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
    • Because he had bat breath!
13. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
    • Squash!
14. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
    • Because they are too transparent!
15. What’s a monster’s favourite game?
    • Hide and shriek!
16. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
    • A sand-witch!
17. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
    • He wanted to make a withdrawal!
18. What’s a ghost’s least favourite room in the house?
    • The living room!
19. Why did the zombie go to school?
    • He wanted to improve his deaducation!
20. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
    • A sour-puss!
21. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    • They don’t have the guts!
22. What’s a ghost’s favourite ride at the amusement park?
    • The roller-ghoster!
23. Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
    • She heard they had great broom service!
24. What do you call a haunted chicken?
    • A poultry-geist!
25. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    • To get to the body shop!
26. What’s a vampire’s least favourite meal?
    • Steak!
27. Why did the ghost go to the party?
    • Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!
28. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
    • Lazy bones!
29. Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
    • He heard it had great circulation!
30. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
    • Frostbite!
31. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
    • They’re afraid they will relax and unwind!
32. What kind of monster loves to dance?
    • The boogieman!
33. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
    • Because he was outstanding in his field.
34. What do witches use to keep their hair up?
    • Scare spray!
35. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
    • Because you can see right through them!
36. What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert?
    • I-scream!
37. Why don’t mummies have friends?
    • Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves!
38. Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
    • Because he was feeling rotten!
39. What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
    • Sham-BOO!
40. Why don’t ghosts like rain?
    • It dampens their spirits!
41. Why did the witch’s team lose the baseball game?
    • Their bats flew away!
42. Why did the mummy go to school?
    • He wanted to improve his “wrap” sheet!
43. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
    • A blood orange!
44. Why was the ghost late to the party?
    • He couldn’t find his haunting boots!
45. What do you call a haunted chicken?
    • A poultry-geist!
46. Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
    • To squash the competition!
47. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
    • Because he had bat breath!
48. Why is there a fence around the cemetary?
    • Because people are dying to get in!
49. What is a ghost’s favourite dessert?
    • Boo-berry pie.
50. How do you know if a vampire is sick?
    • By how much he is coffin!
51. How do you write a book about Halloween?
    • With a ghost writer.
52. Why do skeletons order at a restaurant?
    • Spare ribs!
53. What type of music do mummies listen to?
    • Wrap music!
54. How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
    • With a pumpkin patch!
55. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
    • For the boos!
56. What is a vampires favourite ship?
    • A blood vessel!
57. Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm?
    • He didn’t have the guts to face it!
58. What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes?
    • A funny bone!
59. Why was the mummy so tense?
    • He was all wound up!
60. What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
    • Bat-minton!
61. Why do ghosts make such terrible liars?
    • Because you can see right through them!
62. What do witches study in school?
    • Spelling!
63. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
    • To raise their spirits.
64. Why do skeletons always act so calm?
    • Nothing gets under their skin!
65. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
    • The roller-ghoster!
66. Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
    • Because she wanted to get some broom service!
67. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
    • Tickling its funny bone!
68. Why do witches ride on brooms?
    • Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
69. What underwater animals do ghosts like best?
    • A boo-luga whale!
70. What’s a witch’s favorite thing to do at the gym?
    • Hex-ercises!
71. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter?
    • Pumpkin Pi!
72. How do monsters like their eggs?
    • Terri-fried!
73. Why did the zombie go to school?
    • He wanted to improve his “dead-ucation”!
74. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
    • Boo-berries!
75. What’s a vampire’s least favorite food?
    • Steak!
76. What’s did the monster go see at the theatre?
    • Romeo and Ghouliet!
77. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
    • The trom-bone!
78. Why did the ghost bring a ladder to the party?
    • Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
79. What type of dog does Dracula have?
    • A bloodhound!
80. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical genre?
    • Hip-hop!
81. Why do witches wear name tags?
    • So they know which witch is which!
82. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
    • Fangsgiving!
83. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
    • Broommates!
84. What’s a ghost’s favorite pasta?
    • Spook-ghetti!
85. What’s a monster’s favorite tea?
    • Ghoul gray!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Sometimes you need something simple for a laugh and having a few of these kid-friendly Halloween knock knock jokes ready to tell is always a good idea!

1. Knock, knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Boo.
   • Boo who?
   • Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Witch.
   • Witch who?
   • Witch one of you will give me some candy?
3. Knock, knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Frank.
   • Frank who?
   • Frankenstein!
4. Knock, knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Howl.
   • Howl who?
   • Howl you know unless you open the door?
5. Knock, knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Ghost.
   • Ghost who?
   • Ghost to show you never know who’s knocking!
6. Knock, knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Bat.
   • Bat who?
   • Bat you’re scared of this joke!
7. Knock, knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Pumpkin.
   • Pumpkin who?
   • Pumpkin up the volume, it’s Halloween!
8. Knock, knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Orange.
   • Orange who?
   • Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
9. Knock, knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Candy.
   • Candy who?
   • Candy you believe it’s Halloween already?
10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dracula.
    • Dracula who?
    • Dracula some candy, please!
11. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Boo.
    • Boo who?
    • Boo-gie down, it’s Halloween!
12. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Zombie.
    • Zombie who?
    • Zombie a good sport and open the door!
13. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Spider.
    • Spider who?
    • Spider what you think, I’m here for candy!
14. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Witch.
    • Witch who?
    • Witch way to the candy?
15. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Goblin.
    • Goblin who?
    • Goblin up all the Halloween treats!

Halloween Riddles For Kids

Just in case you want to stump them a little more, test their puzzle solving skills with these simple Halloween riddles for kids.

1. I have a face but no body. I can be scary, funny, or odd. What am I? Answer: A mask.
2. Which is heavier? A pound of pumpkin or a pound of candy? Answer: They are the same weight.
3. I am a ball but I cannot be kicked or thrown. What am I? Answer: Eyeball
4. October has 31 days, however some months have just 30 days. How many months have 28 days? Answer: All of them.
5. I am tall when I’m new and grow shorter when I’m old. What am I? Answer: A candle.
6. The more you take away from me, the bigger I become. What am I? Answer: A hole.
7. The person who made me sold me. The person who bought me never used me. The person who used me never saw me. What am I? Answer: A coffin
8. A zombie, a mummy and a ghost bought a house together. It has all the typical rooms except for one. What room won’t you find in their house? Answer: A living room.
9. Everyone has one of me and I can never be lost. Sometimes I am tall. Sometimes I am short. What am I? Answer: A shadow.
10. I have many teeth but I cannot bite. What am I? Answer: A comb.

I hope you enjoyed these spook-tacular Halloween jokes! If you’re looking for more frightfully fun ideas, be sure to check out my other Halloween articles. I’ve got a cauldron full of spooky ideas – costumes, Halloween treats, party games and more!

And don’t forget to share your own spooky joke in the comments if there are any I’ve missed!