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70 Funny Easter Jokes For Kids To “Crack” Them Up

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Easter is a time for fun and laughter, and what better way to celebrate than with some hilarious Easter jokes? Kids will love these funny Easter jokes and one-liners, and they are sure to get a few laughs from parents too. So why not take a break from the egg hunts and candy binges, and check out our list of the funniest Easter jokes for kids!

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The Best Easter Jokes For Kids

Let the laughs begin! These funny Easter jokes for kids are sure to crack them up.

Tell jokes together as a family around the table as you enjoy your Easter meal, add them on slips of paper to your Easter egg hunt as fun filler ideas inside plastic eggs or use them to spread joy during the Easter season to everyone you see!

You will find Easter bunny jokes galore, silly Easter egg puns and plenty more silly Easter funnies!

Here are some of the best funny Easter jokes for kids:

Why was the little girl upset after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Egg-ercise!

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An eggstraterrestrial

How many chocolate eggs can you put into an empty Easter basket? One, after that it’s not empty anymore!

Why did the Easter egg go to the doctor? He was feeling a little cracked!

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip-hop.

How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane

Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat? IHOP!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!

How do bunnies stay healthy? Hare-robics!

What kind of car does the Easter Bunny drive? A furrari!

What’s a bunny’s favourite game? Hopscotch!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur so tidy? With hare spray!

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies!

What kind of stories do Easter eggs tell to their children? Yolk tales.

How many chocolate eggs can you put into an empty Easter basket? One, after that it’s not empty anymore!

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By Hare mail!

What do you call a cranky rabbit? Hopping mad!

What day of the week do eggs hate the most? Fry-day

How does the Easter Bunny feel the day after Easter? Egg-hausted

What type of story is a bunny’s favourite? Ones with hoppy endings!

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.

What do you call an Easter Bunny who got kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.

What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? Basket-ball.

Why is it good luck to get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.

What do rabbits do after they get married? They go on a bunnymoon.

What do you call a chicken who likes to play pranks? A practical yolker!

How does Easter end? With an “r”!

How do you know when a rabbit is getting old? It has a receding hareline.

How does the Easter Bunny style its fur? With a hare dryer.

What does the Easter Bunny say when it burps? Eggs-cuse me!

Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they are eggs-tinct!

How did the Easter Bunny rate his favourite film? He said it was Egg-cellent!

What kind of beans can you never grow in a garden? Jelly beans!

What do you call a silly bunny? A hare brain.

How can you tell spot a grandfather rabbit? Just look for the grey hares.

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you’ve never seen a rabbit with glasses!

What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear? 24 carrot gold.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was left out in the sun? A runny bunny.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs? He hires Santa’s elves during the off season.

What do you get if you cross a bunny and a bee? A honey bunny!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot!

What do you call a Transformer Bunny? Hop-timus Prime. 

What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny! 

Why did the jelly bean go to school? Because he wanted to be a Smartie. 

Why did the egg refuse to play Monopoly? He didn’t want to get beaten.

Did you hear the story about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail.

How do bunnies stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.

Did you hear about the old woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.

What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? An eggsplanation.

Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ucated.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? No bunny knows!

Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket.

How does a bunny throw a tantrum? It gets hopping mad!

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bill? One is a mad bunny and one is bad money!

What is a rabbit’s favourite dance? The bunny hop.

Why was the little girl upset after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!

What happens when the Easter Bunny meets the rabbit of his dreams? They live hoppily ever after!

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

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These Easter knock knock jokes for kids are sure to get them giggling. They are good jokes for family fun around the Easter dinner table since they need the full effect of being spoken out loud.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Heidi.

Heidi who?

Heidi all the eggs around the backyard!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Yah.

Yah who?

Wow, you’re really excited about Easter!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good Easter joke?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda know how to make an Easter basket?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Some bunny.

Some bunny who?

Some bunny’s been hiding my Easter eggs!

Fun Easter Riddles To Get You Thinking

These Easter riddles are perfect for getting kids thinking and using their logic skills. They’ll have to really use their noggin to solve these ones! See who will be the first person to solve each Easter riddle!

How many chocolate eggs can you put into an empty Easter basket? One, after that it’s not empty anymore!

If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down? Neither—roosters don’t lay eggs!

A man wanted to get a pet for his daughter for Easter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheaper.

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It’s always a good idea to have some laughs during Easter, and what better way to do that than with some funny Easter jokes for kids?

These simple yet hilarious jokes for Easter, one-liners and riddles are sure to get a few giggles, and they’re perfect for family gatherings or adding as filler ideas to your Easter egg hunt. So why not take a break from the usual festivities, and enjoy a good laugh with our list of the best Easter jokes for kids!

Make sure you save these Christmas jokes for kids for December too! They will have everyone giggling!

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